It wasn't me but I'm happy for the winner

The real winner is the government who has raked in a billions already then has nerve to tax the winner on top of that!
Why don't we just scrap the IRS and run a national lottery?

I think even President Obama realizes the Obamacare thing is not looking good in front of the Supreme Court. He's starting to downplay it. Like, today, he called it Bidencare. ~Leno

ManBearPig gives Olbbie the boot

There should be some serious self-analysis when even the looney lAft fire you because you no longer reflect their vague values of respect, openness collegiality, or loyalty. Air America couldn't make it in the the open market... Current TV won't be far behind.

A New York City madam says John Edwards was a customer. This is the first time a hooker is more embarrassed at being caught than the john. ~Jay Leno

NEWSFLASH: Obumbler new plan to pay off deficit

Buy a $billion worth of lotto tickets for a chance to win $500m...

"In America, anyone can become president. That’s the problem." ~George Carlin

Commie News Network says

OBumbler leads Rombo and InSanny in hypothetical general election matchups.
I guess there are no other candidates still in the race? Biased reporting like this is the reason CNN has lost more viewers this quarter than any other cable news network.

The ONLY POLL that matters is the one on November 6th...

In 2008 we elected a community organizer, state senator, college instructor, first term senator over a guy who spent five years in a Vietnamese prison. And now he's lecturing us about how America's gone "soft"? Really ~Jonah Goldberg

Repeal the Stand Your Ground Law

That's right one bad case and the whole thing should go. The lAftwing would rather crimes rates go back up than people able to defend themselves.

Ohhh, but multiple instances of voter fraud? No need to do anything about that.

Millions of illegal in the country swamping hospitals and education costs? VOTE FOR US!

Rampant abuse of the SS, welfare and medicare systems? Let's pass a BIGGER ENTITLEMENT!

Ideas are more powerful than guns. We should not let our enemies haver guns, why should we let them have ideas? ~Joseph Stalin

Quick Management Potential Quiz

The following short quiz consists of 4 questions and tells whether you are qualified to be a "manager." The questions are not that difficult.

1) How do you put a giraffe into a refrigerator? 

The correct answer is: Open the refrigerator, put in the giraffe and close the door.
This question tests whether you tend to do simple things in an overly complicated way. 

2) How do you put an elephant into a refrigerator? 

Wrong Answer : Open the refrigerator, put in the elephant and close the refrigerator. Correct Answer : Open the refrigerator, take out the giraffe, put in the elephant and close the door. This tests your ability to think through the repercussions of your actions.

3) The Lion King is hosting an animal conference, all the animals attend except one. Which animal does not attend? 

Correct Answer: The Elephant. The Elephant is in the refrigerator. This tests your memory.

OK, even if you did not answer the first three questions correctly, you still have one more chance to show your abilities.

4) There is a river you must cross. But it is inhabited by crocodiles. How do you manage it?

Correct Answer: You swim across. All the Crocodiles are attending the Animal Meeting!
This tests whether you learn quickly from your mistakes. According to Andersen

Consulting World wide, around 90% of the professionals they tested got all questions wrong. But many pre-schoolers got several correct answers. Andersen Consulting says this conclusively disproves the theory that most management consultants have the brains of a four-year old.

How about a compromise: You can stay on your parents' insurance until age 26, but then you're not classified as an adult and can't vote. ~Frank J. Fleming

The Grinch cuts his staff by a third

If he had a history of cutting government like he just did his staff he wouldn't be in trouble in this race.

Mitt Romney got a big endorsement this week. The bad news: It was from Etch A Sketch. ~Jay Leno

ADD Media as usual

Just like the Trayvon Martin case the ADD Media jumps to quickly to sensationalize a story and make a quick buck.

Dims have a plan to lower gas prices?

Yea that will lower gas prices, cut their subsidies, they tooooootally won't pass that on to the consumer or anything.

  Stupid Dims!

 What we need is a good ole fashion slash party; just before the elections every CongressCritter can nominate whatever program they want cut and out it goes no questions asked if they get reelected.

Alright I'm Convinced

Zimmerman is guilty, lock him up, throw away the key...

Ron Paul or Nobody at All!

Leave Zimmerman be

I just signed the following petition addressed to: Florida DA.

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Leave Zimmerman be

Don't be influenced by the media's half truths and race-baiting. This horrible situation can not be resolved by sacrificing another young man, this time, to the system.

Who would want to work for a company

that asked for your FaceBook password anyway?

 Personally I would think an employer would get a more accurate assessment of a potential employee if they check their Skyrim profile. Are they a sword slinger or arrow flinger? How many shops have they ripped off? Innocents slaughters? Do they have a list of uncompleted missions waiting to be accomplished while they wonder the countryside?

What upsets InSanny?

Quote him directly! He also gets anaemic when being asked to explain his voting record. I'll vote for Ron Paul just like HE SAID to... or maybe I'm taking his words out of context too?

With all their huffing and puffing they still know whose thumb they're under

See how long the New Black Panther Party lasts if they put a $10k bounty on this guy's killer... or this teen's killer

The REAL 1%ers

State employee rates? These bums should have to pay the same that their constituents in the private sector pay... AND be required to enroll in SS, Medicaid/Care, and ObumbledCare as well instead of exempting themselves which SHOUTS VOLUMES!

Obumbler dump missile defense on the next guy

More kicking the can down the road, this is the reason he will be standing in the unemployment line come January.

$50k? That comes out to less than 6 cents an hour

He was making more with his prison job! Each wrongful convicted person should get $500k a year and the cost of the defense... and it should come out of the DA's fund and Judge's retirement plan since they are both more concerned, now-a-days, with convictions than gathering evidence to ensure they have the right person.

A forth Reson to end OBumbledCare

See previous three here #4. Those that can't afford healthcare now still aren't going to be able to afford it when it is mandated. They'll still be out of luck with additional fines for being out of luck.

Why Did Obama Ever Win in the First Place?

OBumbler got the Dim nomination because the race card trumps the gender card but he won the general election because, plain and simple, the Pubs blew it when they were trusted with power. They shifted to the left, started spending, increasing subsidies, and handouts... all the things we voted them in NOT to do! Yet here the Pubs go again with Rombo, doubling down their bad bet...

Gee, I thought Obama saved Detroit

that is one of the Dim talking points right?

 How to save Detroit - quit bailing them out you're only enabling their addiction to feel-good politicritters who promise everything and deliver nothing.

Liberalism is a disease of the heart and mind

It is a dangerous and failed ideology that rewards laziness and incompetence, but punishes hard work and success.
It is a severely skewed concept of "fairness" that takes from one and gives to another whether deserving or not. It favors special interest groups over individual liberty.
It is the entire opposite of what our founding fathers had in mind.
It is a system of entitlements that results in supply causing demand instead of the opposite.
It is fiscally reckless and morally misdirected.
It says it promotes tolerance and equality, but the result is racism and class warfare.
It is a false belief that mankind can evolve for the better and that government can socially engineer a utopia.
It is a cancer that spreads if left unchecked.

 I've seen this float around the message boards from several different authors, not sure whom to attribute it to. Wish it was, but it is not mine.

If Obumbler had a son

he would look like Alfred E. Neuman

Proponents of ObumbledCare

Their very first argument is "well... we haven't trampled anyone's rights yeeeeeeeeet." All the more reason EVERY federal law should have to pass through the Supreme Court FIRST to pass the Constitution test prior to being enacted.

What happens if the Court strikes down OBumbledCare?
The first thing that happens is the national debt is relieved by $1,000,000,000,000.00

Some would call them taxes

...and to whom do these additional fines that OBumbler proposes go to?
What we need is an amendment the makes all fines and tickets go to charity with no connections to the government agency that issues them.

Pope to Cuba

That's right Cuba, Communism doesn't work a theocratic Dictatorship is where it is at!



 ... and make sure all your dignitaries wear dresses but are against homosexuality too!

NEWSFLASH: The Guy Who Killed 17 Civilians Was a Bad Man

Sounds like the guy had brain damage prior to his Iraqi deployments. The atrocity was not committed on base nor was it committed while he was on duty, He should, and it would do wonders for US-Afghan relations, be given over to the Afghan courts.

Your UN will tell you how to vote

Cracks me up that countries that didn't allow women to vote just a few years ago, and others that still don't, are on the UN council telling the US that requiring an ID is disenfranchising people.

He may phone for Rombo but

Chuck Norris uses Ron Paul as a Body Guard. Jump to minute 17 in the vid.

Liberal propaganda at its purest

Such an obvious set up for the camera!

Is there is hope for the coming generation?

Perhaps these will be the one's that won't be manipulated by lAftest's lies and white castle promises.

If You're not a Liberal at 20, you have no heart. If you're not Conservative at 40, you have no brain.

If you're not a Libertarian by the time you're 60 then you'll always were and always will be some politician's voting slave.

Politico late on Globaloney's Facelift

Hoaxes often need rebranding to keep up with the evidence of truths that prove their claims false.

There are consequences for playing roles

Not saying he should have been killed for it but it sounds like the kid hoped the fence in the gated community, threw his hoodie over his head, attempted to evade anyone who tried to confront him, and got into a fight with the person who did?
Sounds like a little 'wangsta' to me who got to fulfill his fantasy more than he was planning.
But stay focused on the racial aspect, there is an election coming and we need you riled up!

I call bullshaloney!

GOP to pay $13k in fines for failing to disclose debt? How about looking into voter fraud in InSanny/Rombo's favor? Not a single bumper sticker or yards sign, didn't run a commercial until voting day and he takes it?

Police have a 'Declaration of Intent' to improve relations?

I have a better mission statement:

 1) Respect the populace's 4th Amendment Rights.

 2) Quit enforcing victimless crimes.

 3) Donate any funds raised through fines and ticketing to charity instead of using it as a revenue raising scheme for local government.

Keeping Score?

What, you thought Pubs were for LESS government?

The Grinch wants to create a whole new welfare state on the moon, InSanny wants to create a war on porn [you see how well the wars on drugs and poverty have gone over the years] and Romblo is all set to invade Iran?

Racist college band

Their intolerance can not be tolera... waiiiiiiiiiiiiit a miiiiiiiinute....

Operation Divide and Conquer

Attempt to divide country on income lines - FAIL

Attempt to divide country on gender lines - FAIL

Reattempt to divide country on race - IN PROGRESS

If unsuccessful... will repeat until November

Biden named all three remaining Republican candidates

Clarification please, was Biden the idiot that doesn't know how many people are running on the GOP side or is this another case of the media black out of Ron Paul?

Plot to kill Obumbler?

Ha, joke is on you OBL, we ALREADY HAVE someone elected who is totally unprepared for that post, and we're ALREADY IN a crisis!

Hey, he called Fluke

Looks like OBumbler has his hands full with phone calls to sluts this week... hope they don't charge the tax payers by the minute.

Billionairess doesn't want kids to inherit money

The exact same argument could be used against the recipients of the inheritance tax, which will truly be squandered, but that sure isn't going anywhere.

Angry Afghans Again

Can't say I blame the Afghans, the guy committed the murders when he was off duty and AWOL, he should be held accountable according to THEIR laws... of course having just finished up a week of rioting over burned superstitious books sure doesn't help their cause!

Two Heads aren't better than one

Obumbler and Camemoron discussed tapping oil reserves... I guess the thought of temporarily suspending the federal taxes on gas in either country didn't occur to either leader as a quick, temporary, fix?

PseudoConservative Rant

Yea, I'm talking about you Limbaugh, Hannity, Coulter, Malkin, and Tea Partiers. We're sick of you espousing the virtues of the Constitution [yet remain silent when the GOP tramples it] limited government [but mum is the word while it grows under the supposed Right], and a free market system [unless it is Pubs doing the welfare/business reimbursement] during non-election years but come every election you fall in line behind the Republican establishment. You either support Romblo who pushed through a socialized healthcare package that would make OBamacarephiles blush and has cost the rest of the country $millions to keep afloat, or you support InSanny who never saw a government debt ceiling he didn't vote to break, voted for Medicare part D and No Child Left behind, the Grinch who is more interested in working with Dims than against them, or worse you don't push a candidate at all year after year which leaves us with yet another RINO who we can't vote for but is the only alternative to what the Dims give us. You have no leg to stand, on after this election is over, having stood behind another moderate while Ron Paul still had a chance. We'll never by another of your books, read another of your articles, watch or listen to a program that features the likes of you SELL OUTS!

What politics really mean

ABC's Top Line recently did a segment on what politicians really mean when they say something but of course they missed out when Santorum said "vote for Ron Paul". That means, he isn't going to answer for being a squishy moderate like he accuses Romblo of...

Are you better off today than you were four years ago?

80% say nope!

Obumbler comes to Dayton today!

To give a speech about high unemployment? 
~No

To give us reassurance that gas prices will soon be coming down?
~Nope

To... give a reason why the federal loan wasn't given to a local energy company to provide jobs until it eventually folded?
~Ha ha, yeaaaa riight!

To campaign?
~To early

What could OBumbler be coming to Dayton for then?
~First four basketball tourny

Fiddle, Obumbler, fiddle while the country burns.

There is such and easy fix to this:

1) give the rogue soldier over to the Afghan courts to do with what they will.

2) Continue to kill any Taliban that engages with the military... THAT'S WHAT WE'RE THERE FOR!

 What's the problem?

Silly Jesustian

Guess he doesn't realize he was canned for doing the EXACT SAME THING that he is accusing NASA of doing; religious harassment!

 I believe in the Flying Spaghetti Monster, now I can wear a colander on my head at work and pass out noodles to my coworkers and they can't fire me...

GIRL POWER!

Is the absurd State Rep going to force everyone else to pay for these tests and therapy? That IS what is at the heart of the matter. While she is at it, how about making women register with Selective Service at 18 or face the penalties...

One Soldier?

One guy, just ventured off base alone and opened up a can of whoop-ass? This story just doesn't sound right... If it is true though, I'm all for handing him over to the Afghans to do whatever their 7th century justice is.

We'll see if this goes anywhere

They should be impeaching Obama for doing to healthcare what 'Jimma Carta' did to the housing crisis, Bush should had been brought up on the same charges but it's nice to see a CongressCritter standing up for the neglected Constitution lately... expect the media to ignore HR 107 for as long as possible.

Accidently burn a few desecrated Korans

...violence, rioting and murder. Someone shoots several of your civilians - ehhhhhh shoulder shrug.

If this were in the US

he would be sued by lawyers because someone already had that particular blue print copy written, bureaucrats demanding he tear them down because he didn't pay for a permit, and health inspectors stomping on the property claiming they weren't safe for everyone.

Note to world leaders:

Only rescue non-Italians from terrorists from now on.

This goes for Sanny and the Grinch too!

All these pseudo-Conservative pundits and talking heads who only preach principles of limited government intrusion, personal freedoms and responsibilities when a Dim is in office are exposed and will have no credibility any longer after jumping behind the three big government, war mongers on the Pub ticket.

Re: Heffernan's attack on Ron Paul

RP does well online because the online process hasn't become corrupted with money and power mongers like the voting booths have... yet! You have already seen one attempt this year at regulating the internet, there will be more, eventually they will succeed because of people like Ms. Heffernan who despise liberty and think everyone else needs to belong to the government for their own good.

Much ado about nothing

The Obama college tapes are being released but from what I've seen so far they aren't even going to make a ripple in OBumbler's reelection. Release his student records!

Limbaugh could have some new sponsors

I wonder if the sluts on that website prostitute themselves so much that their contraception costs $3k a year...

Dar's only room for one Ponzi scheme in this here country!

How every US CongressCritter can not blush while these people are locked away and yet Social Security, the trillion dollar pyramid scheme, is allowed to continue only shows how contemptible politics has become.

... and the Mainstream Media have better things to report on

ObaRomney

The site should have each candidate's stance on the issues read the exact same since have both jumped sides so many times you can't tell one from the other.

College-gate?

Breitbart could have had tapes of OBumbler dressed in KKK robes, marching around a pentagram doing Hial Hitlers, lines of cokes, his gay lover, AND abortions... the Obamaphiles are still going to stumble to the polls and punch that ballot for more handouts.

Rush apologizes

Rush apologized no that slut Ms. Fluke so now she can get back to all her fornicating with a clear conscious...

I got news for you

Homeowners already have the right to shoot cops who use excessive force and warrantless searches, we've simply chosen not to... so far.

and then there were three?

So I guess we're down to only three candidat... oh, there around paragraph 17 is kind of mention about Paul.

We're already paying for a boner in the Whitehouse

We're supposed to pay for every slut's contraception too? What you do in the privacy of your own bedroom and with your body is YOUR business not my bank account's

Limbaugh is loving the attention

He hasn't had it this good since Clinton, kind of, blamed him for the Oklahoma Federal building bombing. He may even get a few more people to come listen to his constant commercials too.

Bluffington Caught again

Frankly I'm shocked Huff even admitted their mistake about the 1% tip hoax... are they coming around?

Occupy Movement in action

Someone else is putting in the labor and capitol to make money, they think they have a right to it... and they don't see anything wrong with that.

I double dogma dear you

I guess the religious community is forced to prove the accusation wrong... isn't that what they expect us to do for THEIR assertions?

Must be the magic underwear

Hmmm, when OBumbler flip-flopped on contraception the media hr was "backing off the subject". What is the difference here beside the color of their skin, is the media raaaaaaaacist?!?!?!?!?

Personally, I suspect there was a jackass at the party

Here we go again, any criticism or joke about Obumbler is raci... oops, I typed OBumbler, how raaaaaaacist of me!

485 seconds

127 Minutes... well, maybe 1/3

Just finished a very traumatizing event, DW's car wouldn't start up outside a Subway on the way home from picking the kids up from skool. As we waited for the tow truck to get the car and DW to come in the van we foolishly dug into the Subway sandwiches, 5 minutes later with our supplies half exhausted we were still bored. We decided if we got hungry again we wouldn't eat Subway because we already had that so started drawing lots to see who we would eat first. The kids didn't seem to not notice that I wasn't participating in the drawing... seems like my failure at parenting in that aspect was paying off for me. 20 minutes in we called DW, she said she was almost out the door. We discussed walking but the 1/2 mile trek on a clear sunny day didn't look appealing and we didn't have a leash for the dog. The child that lost the drawing, brought up the point that the dog wasn't included in the lot drawing but the rest of us simply attributed that to sour grapes from losing at this point. 30 minutes in, no tow truck, no DW. She called to say she was on her way... from home. We were wondering if we would get a movie deal having survived this ordeal. The soon to be eaten child pointed out another restaurant across the street but that was a long way to walk... and we were beginning to crave his flesh. 40 minutes in the tow truck arrives, the mechanic gets out, points out that the car is in drive. Slip it in park and starts the car up. We looked at each other glad to have survived... well, one child was glad to have survived, the other kids and I were kind of disappointed. We didn't bother to call DW as we would make it home before she managed to get into the other car.