Prayer from the religion of Liberalism

Obama is my shepherd; I shall not work. He keepth jobs out of the hands of the people, Which leadeth the country to class warfare and polarization. He encourageth sloth; he leadeth the government to new heights in deficit spending. Yea, though I walk in the shadow of Economic collapse, I shall fear no depression: for Obama is with me. His handouts and monetary indiscretion supplement my income. He maintainest spending increases in the presence of insurmountable debt; He punisheth businesses with excessive regulations; And giveth the hard-earned fruits of labor to the unproductive. Surely, handouts and stimulus payments shall follow all the days of his administration; And I will stay unemployed forever.