Obama Takes Responsibility, So Long as There is No One to Blame

"Ultimately the buck stops here", Obama read from a teleprompter Thursday, interrupting his healthcare reform agenda to address duties he should have been performing as Command-in-Chief.

"The system worked, U.S. border-security officials were standing by and ready to interview the Christmas Day airline bomber... when he landed."

When asked if that would have been to late and who will be fired Obama went into a blame Bush tirade, knocked over the telepropmpter and headed for the Hawaiian golf course.