A tough old Montana cowboy once told his grandson that, if he wanted to live a long life, the secret was to sprinkle a little gunpowder on his oatmeal every morning.
The grandson did this religiously, and he lived to the age of 93.When he died he left 14 children, 28 grandchildren, 35 great-grandchildren ...
and a 15-foot hole in the wall of the crematorium.
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