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    The U.S. says it wants to help Afghanistan get its poppy farmers to  plant pomegranates and honeydew melons instead. The farmers say  they're willing to try that, as soon as someone tells them how to  take pomegranates and honey dew melons and convert them into an  addictive, injectable liquid.

    ~Jake Novak

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    Florida has officially named the orange as the state fruit. The  citrus favorite won a close vote over Richard Simmons.

    ~Jim Barach)

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    A new study shows that federal funds are being used to help convicted  rapists and child molesters buy Viagra.  It's the most public money  spent to help sex offenders commit more crimes since they built a  private office in the White House for Bill Clinton.

    ~Jake Novak

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