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    I was making a speech on the Senate floor and I said, "Now, Gentlemen, let me tax your memories," and Kennedy jumped up and said, "Why haven't we thought of that before?"

    ~Bob Dole

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    Men in Oakland, California, who are caught soliciting prostitutes, will have their pictures placed on bill boards and bus shelters. Usually, you only see pictures of men who solicit prostitutes on election posters.

    ~Jake Novak

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    Enlightened statesmen will not always be at the helm.

    ~James Madison; Federalist No. 10

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