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It would seem that NJ Assemblyman Peter J. Biondi has introduced a bill in the New Jersey legislature that would require anyone who posts a message on an Internet chat room or bulletin board to identify themselves with a legal name and address. My guess would be that Peter Biondi has read some posts about him that upset him ...
~Boortz

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Tonight is Oscar night in Hollywood, better known as the "Democratic National Convention."

~Jake Novak

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    He is one of those people who would be enormously improved by death.

    ~H. H. Munro

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    You know what President Bush is giving up for Lent? Our seaports.

    ~Leno 

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    Free and open discussion of the issues is essential for a healthy democracy, yet some people still insist on holding me accountable for everything I write.

    ~Liberal Larry

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    It’s so cold here in New York City that Mayor Bloomberg has turned over the city ports to Eskimos.

    ~Letterman

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    You'll never guess which country operates out of our port facilities.

    ~Mr. Right

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    According to a "Cosmo” poll, 13% of all men admit they’ve tried on a bra. The sad part, 43% of American men actually need one.

    ~Leno

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    I went out with a bunch of guys and we played the Dick Cheney drinking game. Have you played this? It’s where you down a beer and then take a shot at old granddad.
    ~Leno

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RUN AWAY!

 

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accent, you silly king-a?!

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    He had delusions of adequacy.

    ~Walter Kerr

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