Today's word of the Day

Obamacracy - A system of government where the least capable to lead are elected by the least capable of producing, and where the members of society least likely to sustain themselves or succeed, are rewarded with goods and services paid for by the confiscated wealth of a diminishing number of producers.

Christie warns he’ll return ‘Jersey style’ if Iowans don’t vote Romney

Jersey style, what's that? Put on to much make-up, show off his abs, drink excessively , stumble around and get in fights?

If OBumbler were my boss

I'd do drugs too...

Distracted Driving Now?

When those cars come out that automatically drive themselves [and it's not far off, Google has been test driving them on Cali highways for over a year] there will be a lot of lost revenue for local governments who will no longer be able to fleece the populace demanding they spend hours in court for an arraignment, to come back and spend hours more for a pretrial, to come back and spend hours more for a trial where the Judge will take the cop's word over yours no matter how contradictory his statements are.

One less vote, don't count on it

I would say there goes one less vote for OBumbler but the way Dims canvass prisons and jails for votes now his has has better chance of being counted than had he been in the military deployed overseas.

Condom Credits

I think Algore already provided a solution to this dilemma, simply force the porn industry to pay a charge for the spreading of communicable diseases.

Hey-ho, da Grinch has gotta go!

Looks like it wasn't a heart-warming Christmas for this Grinch.

Strange Days

If we had any other President the thought of Iran's tugboat navy threatening the US would draw a worldwide chuckle. But days are different now, considering it takes OBumbler days to fight a couple Somali pirates in a rowboat.

Black Conservatives aren't always easy to spot

Skip to the end before you roll your eyes and move on

Shouldn't OBumbler be calling for the overthrow of Talabani?

Obama Doctrine does seem to advocate calling for the overthrow of government leaders that have been friendly to the US yet remaining silent while other governments beat, shoot, and bomb their populace back under control...

Only Christians can celebrate Christmas?

You don't need to believe in MITHRA -

 to enjoy the tradition of celebrating the sun's rebirth on December 25th.

You don't need to believe in the god SATURN -

 to enjoy the tradition of decoration a Saturnalia tree in your home.


You don't need to believe in YULE [Scandinavian fertility god] -
 to enjoy the tradition of Yuletide carols and greetings.

You don't need to be a WICCAN -
 to enjoy the tradition of wreaths or decking the halls with holly.

You don't need to be a DRUID -
 to enjoy the tradition of hoping for a kiss under the mistletoe.
You don't need to believe in THOR, ODIN, or St. NICHOLAS -
 to enjoy the tradition of a visitor bringing gifts at night.

You don't need to believe in SLEIPNIR [Odin's flying 8-legged horse] -
 to enjoy the tradition of listening for the sound of hooves on your rooftop.
And you don't need to believe in JESUS CHRIST
 to enjoy the tradition of renaming this ancient holiday to Christ's Mass.

Obamanomics meets Obamacare

http://news.yahoo.com/mentally-ill-flood-er-states-cut-services-131133880.html

Does he want to REALLY want to start talking about people's ethics from a few decades ago?

So much for Newt's high horse of not going negative.

The scam has been over years ago

More Good intentions gone bad

"A lot of the damage that we do to students with all kinds of disabilities is by treating them as though they deserve to be treated in a way that's different from other people"

Noooo, the problem is that society has gone overboard requiring people with disabilities to be catered to, to the point of requiring [BY LAW] children with special needs be placed in "skools" which aren't qualified with staff number nor education to handle them.

Rumors of rumors

What has become of journalism when summaries of other people's summaries are accepted?

Feel the noose tighten around your neck lately?

New technology that now allows police to arrive within 10-15 ft. of where the crime occurred... what an hour ago?

Obama won't admit he is a Socialist

This whole ordeal reminds me of how the spineless Pubs were shy about using OBumbler's middle name when running against him in 08. After he was elected the same people who would act outraged when a radio show host dared mention Hussein had children singing his full name while OBumbler used it as often as he could fit it in.

My prediction:

If OBumbler wins, he will begin to espouse Socialism and admit to being one.

We were Warned about Democracy

This is what happens when you let Dims run the show for decades on end; the people are to dependent on government programs, they can't afford to maintain, to make adult decisions at the voting booth... democracy in action.

Occupy the Occupiers!

Want to know how to piss off the Flea Party?

Globaloney

The scam that just won't die.

Apology desperately needed

I think West should have to apologize alright... TO THE NAZIs!

AlQaeda Truce?

AlQaeda wants to call a truce? Fine, turn over the leaders and members suspect of being involved in terrorism and we'll call it even...
Wha, you don't want to do that? Talk is cheap, say goodbye to the drone missile coming your way...

Camera in court?

Cameras should be REQUIRED in ALL court proceedings not "permitted"...

OBumbuledCare to the Rescue

Sooooo is she thanking him for the rising healthcare costs she mentions in in paragraph 5, the ongoing recession she admits to in paragraph 6... or the fact that she can now pin her healthcare costs on the American public causing them to rise for other people too?

Probably the latter...

I'm sure once it is looked into we'll find the the DIRECTOR OF ARTS who's husband worked for 'the entertainment company', not exactly a bastion for people critical of Obama, we'll find that 'Spike' has been an Obamamite all along.

"Today some good news, it is the holiday season over at the White House. The theme for this year's Christmas is shine, give, share. While rumors for next year's Christmas will be clean, pack, move."

~Jimmy Fallon