Why I Carry a Gun

 

 

PEOPLE ASK  WHY?     Why I Carry a Gun:   My old grandpa said to me son,' there comes a time in every man's  life  when he stops bustin' knuckles and starts bustin' caps and  usually it's  when he becomes too old to take an ass whoopin'. I  don't carry a gun to kill people. I carry a gun to keep from being killed. I  don't carry a gun to scare people. I carry a gun because sometimes this  world can be a scary place. I  don't carry a gun because I'm paranoid. I carry a gun because there are  real threats in the world. I don't carry a gun because I'm evil. I carry a gun  because I have lived long enough to see the evil in the  world. I don't carry a gun because I hate the government. I  carry a gun because I understand the limitations of government. I don't carry a gun because I'm angry. I carry a gun  so that I don't have to spend the rest of my life hating  myself for  failing to be prepared. I don't carry a gun because I want to shoot someone. I  carry a gun because I want to die at a ripe old age in my bed, and  not  on a sidewalk somewhere tomorrow afternoon. I don't carry a gun because I'm a cowboy. I carry a  gun because, when I die and go to heaven, I want to be a   cowboy. I don't carry a gun to make me feel like a man. I  carry a gun because men know how to take care of themselves and the   ones they love. I don't carry a gun because I feel inadequate. I carry  a gun because unarmed and facing three armed thugs, I am   inadequate. I don't carry a gun because I love it. I carry a gun  because I love life and the people who make it meaningful  to  me.   Personally, I carry a gun because I'm too young to die and too old to  take an ass whoopin'. ....author unknown Police Protection is an oxymoron. Free citizens must protect  themselves. Police do not protect you from crime, they usually just  investigate the  crime after it happens and then call someone in to  clean up the mess.   ********************************************** A LITTLE GUN HISTORY   In 1929, the  Soviet Union  established gun control. >From 1929 to 1953, about 20 million dissidents, unable to defend themselves, were rounded up and exterminated.      ------------------------------     In 1911,  Turkey  established gun control. From 1915 to 1917, 1.5 million Armenians, unable to defend themselves, were rounded up and exterminated.      ------------------------------     Germany  established gun control in 1938 and from 1939 to 1945, a total of 13 million Jews and others who were unable to defend themselves were rounded up and exterminated.      ------------------------------     China  established gun control in 1935. >From 1948 to 1952, 20 million political dissidents, unable to defend themselves, were rounded up and exterminated      ------------------------------     Guatemala  established gun control in 1964. >From 1964 to 1981, 100,000 Mayan Indians, unable to defend themselves, were rounded up and exterminated.      ---- ------------- -------------     Uganda  established gun control in 1970. >From 1971 to 1979, 300,000 Christians, unable to defend themselves, were rounded up and exterminated.      ------------------------------     Cambodia  established gun control in 1956. >From 1975 to 1977, one million educated people, unable to defend themselves, were rounded up and exterminated.      -----------------------------     Defenseless people rounded up and exterminated in the 20th Century because of gun control: 56 million.      ------------------------------        With guns, we are 'citizens'.  Without them, we are 'subjects'.     During WWII the Japanese decided not to invade  America  because they knew most Americans were ARMED!            The purpose of fighting is to win. There is no possible victory in defense. The sword is more important than the shield, and skill is more important than either. The final weapon is the brain. All else is supplemental.     SWITZERLAND ISSUES a gun to EVERY HOUSEHOLD and provides training!   SWITZERLAND  HAS THE LOWEST GUN-RELATED CRIME RATE OF ANY CIVILIZED COUNTRY IN THE WORLD. IT'S A NO BRAINER! DON'T LET OUR GOVERNMENT WASTE MILLIONS OF OUR TAX DOLLARS IN AN EFFORT TO MAKE ALL LAW ABIDING CITIZENS AN EASY TARGET.

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TWO NEW CEREALS SUITED TO THE TIMES

 

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    Bill Clinton and George W. Bush announced plans Monday to perform on the dinner circuit together. The phone's ringing off the hook. After just one hundred days of hope and change, Americans are already nostalgic for the days of adultery and torture.

    ~Argus Hamilton

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If only this were true...

 

 

 

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    President Obama met with his entire Cabinet today. Well, sure, now that April 15th has passed, they've all come out of hiding.

    ~Jay Leno

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JUST ANOTHER DAY AT THE WHITE HOUSE

 

 

 

Last week, as President Obama exited his helicopter and stepped down to the White House lawn, he was followed by two, obviously excited, squealing piglets.   The squared away Marine guard snapped to attention, Saluted and said: "Nice pigs, Sir."     The President replied, "These are not ordinary pigs..... They're a prized pair of rare authentic Iowa 'The Other White Meat' hogs. I got one for Senate Majority leader Harry Reid, and one for Speaker of The House Nancy Pelosi."   The squared away Marine again snapped to attention, Saluted and replied -   "Excellent trade, Sir."

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    Russia is backing a return of the world economy to the gold standard. Apparently they think it would be much safer than following the U.S. lead of basing the economy on derivatives and Ponzi schemes

    ~Jim Barach

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Gitmo Saloon

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The Queen of England gave of BO the most appropriate gift anyone has ever given him, a framed picture of himself.

~Dadougster

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MAIL YOUR TEA BAG TODAY

REMEMBER TO MAIL YOUR TEA BAG ON APRIL 1st. mail to: 1600 Pennsylvania Ave. Washington , D.C. 20500. There is a growing protest to demand that Congress, the President and his cabinet LISTEN to us, the American Citizens. What is being done in Wash. D.C. is NOT the way to handle the economic free fall. They are legislating us into BANKRUPTSY. So, here's the plan.. On April 1, 2009, all Americans are asked to send a TEABAG to Washington . You do not have to enclose a note or any other information unless you so desire, just a TEABAG. Many cities are organizing protests. If you simply search, "New American Tea Party", several sites will come up. It would be best if you take the tea leaves out of the bag so the tea bag lies flat in the envelope, enabling it to go through the sorting machine without jamming.

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Well April first and OBusha's tax relief program kicks in for the lower income earners... a 50 cent a pack tax hike on their tobacco! Ha, what a prankster OBusha is, they're getting "change" alright!

~DaDougster

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