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    Yesterday in an interview aired on 'This Week' with George Stephanopoulos, Fox made a very important admission.  You know that commercial he made [video] in Missouri, in support of that controversial stem cell amendment?  Well, as it turns out, Michael J. Fox hasn't even read the amendment.  Oops.
    Now, two points here.  One, Fox deserves a bit of credit for admitting he hasn't read the text of the amendment.  At least he's being honest.  But second, it's typical of the Left.  They get all worked up over an issue...but in the end, don't really know what they're talking about.

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    You strongly believe that human life, even in its earliest stages, is sacrosanct. Well, that and three bucks might get you some brownie points with the Big Cheese in the afterlife, but if you ever want to see another Back to the Future sequel you’ll vote Claire McCaskill for United States Senate.

    ~Larry Chompstein

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Ben Stein's hilarious radio spot for Chuck Poochigian

 I didn't think it was that funny...

 

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Subject: [Republican_Humor] Ben Stein's hilarious radio spot for Chuck Poochigian

This is a riot! Click below to listen to Ben Stein promote California's
next Attorney General:

http://www.pooch4ag.com/inthenews/movies/101206BenSteinAd.mp3

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    Responding to claims from her election opponent that she used to be ugly and had plastic surgery, Hillary Clinton said that she was "cute" in high school. But the only person who thought so was Mark Foley.

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     A Wisconsin man changed his name to Andy Griffith in his bid to be elected sheriff. This followed his unsuccessful attempt to run for mayor under the name "Boss Hogg."

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    The Mark Foley scandal is causing repercussions all throughout Washington. In fact, one law enforcement official said today they plan to start questioning female pages. To which Ted Kennedy and Bill Clinton said, 'This witch hunt has to stop now.'.

    ~Leno

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     Madonna is seeking to adopt an African toddler from Malawi. Incidentally, Malawi is an old African word that means Ripping Off Angelina Jolie’s Publicity Stunt.

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    President Bush said today the U.S. will not attack North Korea. Oh sure, but we may liberate them.

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    North Korea conducted a nuclear test and the blast was so small that many scientists are saying it was a dud. Apparently, the nuclear bomb didn't work well because it was made in Korea.

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    Speaking of Foley, let's see what's happening on Brokeback, I mean Capitol Hill. God, it shows you how times have changed. It used to be a good thing when two congressmen were on the same page. Now, it's horrible.

    ~Leno

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    The world is responding to North Korea's nuclear test with severe sanctions. This means from now on, all North Koreans will have to find their own dirt to eat.

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    People are now wondering what to do with Foley’s seat in congress. How about they start with Lysol? Then some Bactene. After that cover it with plastic.

    ~Leno

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    A senior congressional aide says he told House Speaker Dennis Hastert two years ago about Mark Foley's involvement with teenage boys. Hastert said he didn't recall and immediately checked into the Condi Rice No-Recall Rehab Center.

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    There is a scandal at the University of Ohio. A number of engineering graduates may have cheated on their exams over twenty years ago. Does it really matter though? A lot of those students went on to do great things. An overpass in Montreal. Levees in New Orleans. A tunnel in Boston.

    ~Leno

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    The ACLU has been silent on the issue of dirty emails, mostly because Rep Foley is neither Black nor Muslim.

    ~RightWingDuck 

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