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    Senator John Kerry said this week that he is thinking about running for president again but he hasn't made up his mind as of yet. Well, that should put to rest all those rumors about him being indecisive.

    ~Leno

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    So May 1st is supposed to be the day of a huge national boycott by illegals and their sympathizers (May 1st. also "just happens" to be the Commie holiday where they all goose step in unison to show their power, hmmmmm...). I guess Americans will have to hire legitimate business and contractors if they want their lawns cut that day.

    ~DaDougster

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    Children who watch a lot of television do not develop behavior problems in school. This according to a new study in this month's issue of 'Lazy Parents' magazine.

    ~TINA FEY

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    Queen Elizabeth received accolades from both sides of the Atlantic on Friday at her eightieth birthday party. She looks good. Any British monarch would look good to Americans after eight years of Bill Clinton and five years of George W. Bush.     ~Argus Hamilton

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    The mayoral race in New Orleans is definitely headed for a runoff. But there are still a lot of questions to be answered... like who the Hell would want to be mayor of New Orleans?

    Jake Novak

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    The President of China gave President Bush a traditional Chinese gift, a pirated bootleg copy of "Mission Impossible 3", two weeks before it comes out.

    ~Leno

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    A Grim Anniversary: Twenty-Seven Years Ago Today, Jimmy Carter Was Threatened By A Deadly Rabbit I don't think we'll ever forget where we were when we first heard the news that a President had just barely survived a crazed lepine assassination attempt. And Hugh Hewitt links me! What a great day. I wonder if the USS Jimmy Carter is equipped with the 'Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch'?

    ~DANEgerous

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    When I read those wonderful words last weekend, I was struck by how thoughtful and open-minded gay families are compared to heterocentric ones. By using their own children as weapons in the war against the Christian Right, same-sex couples make the world a better place for all of us. Hetero couples, on the other hand, procreate for purely selfish reasons and their offspring serve no political purpose whatsoever.

    ~Larry Chompstein

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    Six retired army generals have called for the retirement of Regis.

They have also demanded that the Sizzlers early bird special be moved up to 4:00 PM.

    ~Letterman

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    Media whore Jesse Jackson strikes again. Jizzbomb Jesse says the Rainbow Coalition will pick up the college tuition tab of the stripper involved in the Duke rape scandal. Here is the kicker...Jackson says he has yet to speak with the woman, but said his group pledged to pay for her tuition even if her story proves false. What a guy. Wonder how many lap dances, er, I mean private prayer meetings she will be required to participate in. So there you have it. Hookers and strippers of the USA...make up a story involving mean ole white folk raping ya and you get free college courtesy of Rev. Slap Nutz. Jackson is a buffoon and becomes more irrelevant each day. MLK is probably looking down and wishing he had never heard of this utter douchebag.

    ~Pompous Windbag

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Subject: Boarder Patrol Game

 

So Wrong but I had to send it!  No political commentary; just passing it along……..  Limber up your trigger finger.  This is a quick one! Given the political atmosphere right now, it's very timely, don't you think? http://pcdevils.com/flashme.php?swf=/media/flash/wp_game_border_patrol.swf

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    There's a huge controversy here in California over a state senate bill that would require all students to study gay history. Proponents cite an alarming survey showing that 80% of kids don't know which one is Siegfried and which one is Roy. I had no idea it was that bad.

    ~Leno

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    Apparently some on the left are mobilizing to prevent military action against the U.S.-hating, terrorist-sponsoring, genocide-threatening, Nuke-seeking, Holocaust-denying, homosexual-executing theocrats of the Islamic Republic of Iran.

    ~Forkum

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    Illegal aliens aren't doing jobs American's won't... Illegal aliens are doing the jobs for low wages American's won't accept. But the (D)emocrats want... Illegal aliens to provide the votes American's won't.

    ~DANEgerous

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     ...the closest I'll get to Congress will be watching it on C-SPAN.

    ~Vernon Robinson

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    It's somewhat ironic to me that NBC Dateline can run this story and fail to compare the reaction to this book to the reaction to the Mohammed cartoons. Isn't there a story there about tolerance? I guess not. I guess when Dateline wants to find a story about tolerance, they're content to send some Arab-Americans to a NASCAR event and hope that some fans hassle them.

    ~kris

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    He has no enemies, but is intensely disliked by his friends.

    ~Oscar Wilde

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