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   A man who gives a good account of himself is probably lying.

    ~George Orwell

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    Thousands of California students walked out of class Monday, reportedly to support immigrant rights. Actually, they were rushing to get the good summer jobs at McDonald's before the illegals got them.

    ~Jake Novak

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Washington Nationals star Alfonso Soriano is refusing to play left field. He knows what he's doing; no one on the Left has succeeded in Washington in 10 years.
~Jake Novak

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The Shrub was handed a golden opportunity this morning to level with the American People about his real reasons for attacking Iraq, reasons that Helen Thomas would be more than happy to explain to him if he'd just open his ears and listen.
~Larry Chompstein

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We Need Some Sort of Law to Shut Up Those People Complaining About Their Speech Being Opressed.

~Frank J.

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More problems for Hillary Clinton. The head of New York state's leading gay rights group describes Hillary Clinton as a disappointment on same sex marriage. Today, her husband Bill described her as a disappointment on opposite sex marriage.
~Leno

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Darrow Boggiano of The Political Cooperative - a non-partisan, grassroots organization devoted to doing bong hits while playing Xbox Live - is calling on every patriotic American that values democracy to help him throw out the unelected fascists in the White House and replace them with new ones of his choosing.
~Larry Chompstein

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I COULD WATCH THIS OVER AND OVER!!

~Vilmar

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It would seem that NJ Assemblyman Peter J. Biondi has introduced a bill in the New Jersey legislature that would require anyone who posts a message on an Internet chat room or bulletin board to identify themselves with a legal name and address. My guess would be that Peter Biondi has read some posts about him that upset him ...
~Boortz

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Tonight is Oscar night in Hollywood, better known as the "Democratic National Convention."

~Jake Novak

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    He is one of those people who would be enormously improved by death.

    ~H. H. Munro

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    You know what President Bush is giving up for Lent? Our seaports.

    ~Leno 

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    Free and open discussion of the issues is essential for a healthy democracy, yet some people still insist on holding me accountable for everything I write.

    ~Liberal Larry

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    It’s so cold here in New York City that Mayor Bloomberg has turned over the city ports to Eskimos.

    ~Letterman

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