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    Do you know that the uniforms the Border Patrol wears are made in Mexico? I was as shocked as you. Why weren’t these uniforms made in China?
    ~Leno

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    I think we have more machinery of government than is necessary, too many parasites living on the labor of the industrious.

    ~Thomas Jefferson

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You Passed the US Citizenship Test

Congratulations - you got 8 out of 10 correct!

Could You Pass the US Citizenship Test?

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    You can tell the hip-hop music community has thrown a successful awards show when they can crow that "no one was stabbed in the lung this year."

    ~Brent Bozell

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    It is the duty of all Nations to acknowledge the providence of
Almighty God, to obey his will, to be grateful for his benefits,
and humbly to implore his protection and favors.

    ~George Washington; Thanksgiving Proclamation, 3 October 1789

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    Thanksgiving is almost here. Today President Bush pardoned the White House turkey. Dick Cheney however wanted to torture it.

    ~Conan

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    You racist Nazis will just have to celebrate white man’s eradication of the indigenous peoples without me this year. It saddens me just as deeply as it does you.

    ~Liberal Larry

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    Don't judge folks by their relatives.

    ~Old Farmers Advice

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    Why the United Nations is useless. Other than Ted Kennedy, what could be more unnecessary than these sumbitches? They can park where they want, fondle women, cuss out valet parkers and get away with it. They're kinda like Colin Farrell with fewer screen credits.

    ~Larry the Cable Guy; Git-R-Done

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    William Jefferson Clinton (aka Bill Clinton, Slick Willie, Birr Crinton (to his Buddhist Monk contributors and ChiCom handlers, anyway), The Draft Dodger, The Liar, The [expletive deleted] Liar, The Husband of That Other [expletive deleted] Liar, The Quantum Liar, The Rapist, Myra Rozenblat) was speaking at Hofstra University on Thursday, November 10.  They were doing a retrospective of the 42nd Presidency there.  One must wonder if it was rated R or X

    ~Doc Farmer

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    I Am Supporting The Democratic Challengers To:

Rep. Charlie Bass (R-NH)

Rep. Mark Kirk (R-IL)

Rep. Jim Walsh (R-NY)

Rep. Joe Schwarz (R-MI)

    Along with any sentient turd that may challenge Denny Hastert. These people need to go away with all speed, and I no longer care if they are replaced with blatant communists. I'd rather have my tax money going to an out and out slut than subsidizing whores.    ~The Therapist

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    With all the sadness and trauma going on in the world, it is worth reflecting on a death which almost went unnoticed last week.
    Larry LaPrise, the man who wrote "The Hokey Pokey" died peacefully in his sleep at the age of 93.The most traumatic part for his family was getting him into the coffin.
    They put his left leg in.
    And then the trouble started....
    ~The Conservative UAW Guy

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Which Horrible Affliction are you?
A Rum and Monkey disease.

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You Kids Wouldn’t Remember It

… but Jimmy Carter really sucked.

 

    Hypothetical - You get hired for a job. Although you show up for work every day on time wearing your best attitude, you are a real screw up.

    For all your good intentions, you lose several of your major clients and the bottom line takes a hit.

    A rival company in Cedar Rapids proceeds to kick the crap out of you even though they are still writing their software in DOS.

    As the morale of those under you hits bottom, you deep down feel that you and the company deserve to fail.

    Fast forward twenty years after they unceremoniously threw you out the door with your cardboard box.

    What reaction should you receive as you show up unannounced and opine that the current management is really screwing things up?

    I personally would have Security on you before you could push the elevator button.

    ~Posted by Cranky

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    Imagine if Malkin was on the left, this gorgeous, brilliant, self made intellectual star would be on the cover of Vogue, W, Elle, Vanity Fair etc.-  what a role model - for anyone with spine!  But nooooo - the silence is deafening

    ~Atlas

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    The price of gas is down for the 5th straight week. President Bush has called an emergency cabinet meeting to find out what the hell went wrong.
    ~Leno

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    Regis Philbin and Donald Trump have recorded a CD full of Christmas music. It’s doing very well overseas. The police in Paris are using it to disperse rioters.

    ~Letterman

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    The northeast Republicans are often called moderates. They are in fact Democrats, if not in name, certainly in substance.

    ~Robert Bork

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    ...if the effluent-stream media is a watchdog, it's mighty well trained. It only sics those who have skin that's light or views on the right.

    ~Selwyn Duke; Exterminating White People

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    ... what kind of idiot depicts Mohammed in cartoons just to rile them up? I mean, if you want to test them, why not print the paper with pig's blood or print an edition on thinly-sliced ham?

    ~Laurence Simon

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"Birthday" Greetings to the Marines

Just a reminder that TODAY, Thursday, November 10, is the 230th Birthday of the United States Marine Corps.  Please take one minute and use the link below to send Birthday Greetings to every man and woman you know who EVER WORE the uniform -- because once a Marine, always a Marine.

 

https://www.godaddy.com/gdshop/holiday/usmc/2005_playmovie.asp?se=%2B

 

 

Semper Fi,

 

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    If you’re like me, then you have more than likely been following the French riots and wondering, “How long before France figures out how to surrender the same piece of land twice?”

    ~RightWingDuck

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    You want the riots in France to end? Give the Islamic merchants of death what they want --- send the French army in there with guns. Recognize that this is a war, and start treating the rioters as the enemy combatants they are.

    ~Neal Boortz

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    Is it any wonder that the Religion of Peace is currently burning the City of Love to the ground?

    ~Larry Chompstein

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THEY SUPPORT THE TROOPS...

    ...by throwing Molotov cocktails at police officers.

    ...by trying to set fire to buildings.

    ...by "fighting capitalism." (Via Conservative League).

    ...by equating Hurricane Katrina with "genocide." (Via the Scriptorium).

    ~By Michelle Malkin  

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    Indeed, what Libby did wasn't simply about two consenting adults sharing a moment of passion and a fine cigar, but quite the contrary. When he put his hand on the bible and perjured himself, he did so for purely selfish reasons - and the stench of corruption goes all the way up the chain of command. Rice. Cheney. Rove. Shrub. Let the records show that none of these scoundrels ever once dropped their pants for a campaign worker or banged an intern for their country.

    So much for "restoring honesty and integrity to the White House.

    ~Liberal Larry

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Your Hair Should Be Red

Passionate, fiery, and sassy. You're a total smart aleck who's got the biggest personality around.

What's Your Funky Inner Hair Color?

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    Sometimes I think this country would be better off, if we could just saw off the eastern sea board and let it float out to sea.

    ~Barry Goldwater

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    New Supreme Court nominee Samuel Alito is likely to draw liberal ire for his 1991 decision requiring women to notify their husbands before getting an abortion. Of course, most husbands would just be happy if their wives would notify them before getting pregnant.

    ~Jake Novak

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