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    On this date in 1990 the first President Bush signed into law the Americans with Disabilities Act, which allowed, of course, his son George W. to become president of the United States.

    ~Jay Leno

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SHH!   "My name is Valerie Plame.
Don't tell anyone my name.
I'm a super spy
Who's super shy.
Did I mention my name was Plame?"   ~F. R. Duplantier; Politickles --

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    In Russia, the country’s biggest spammer was found brutally murdered. I hope they catch the guy who did it so he can get what he really deserves – like champagne, or flowers, or chocolate.

    ~RightWingDuck

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    Los Angeles was warned by an intelligence report Friday that al-Qaeda plans to attack L.A. in the fall. The terrorists will regret it if they do. Mexico might give up its neutrality in the War on Terror if their capital city is attacked.

    ~Argus Hamilton

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    To escape criticism - Do nothing, say nothing, be nothing.

    ~Elbert Hubbard

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    The human mind treats a new idea the way the body treats a strange protein - it rejects it.

    ~P. Medawar

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    President Bush has nominated John Roberts to replace Sandra Day  O'Connor on the Supreme Court. The President surprised pundits who expected him to choose a woman, but he had to go with someone who would feel comfortable helping all the elderly male justices go to 
the bathroom.

    ~Jake Novak

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    A Pennsylvania woman who won $1 million in the state's scratch-off lottery earlier this year has beaten the odds and won another $1 million from a separate scratch-off ticket she bought this week. Call me crazy, but I have a lot of ideas about what I'd do if I won a million dollar scratch-off lottery... and one of them ISN'T to buy more scratch-off lottery tickets!

    ~Jake Novak

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    There is only one quality worse than hardness of the heart and that is softness of the head.

    ~Theodore Roosevelt

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